- All babies cry you know.
- All babies vomit you know.
- Is this your first?
- He’s feeding off your stress.
- But she seems so happy.
- Oh my baby used to vomit all the time too!
- But he’s a healthy weight?
- Don’t worry! They grow out of it.
- You need to stop breastfeeding / have you tried formula?
- He’s just got colic.
- She’ll eat if she’s hungry.
- He doesn’t vomit so it can’t be reflux.
- Sleep when baby sleeps (not helpful when baby doesn’t sleep).
- Don’t let your child rule your life – they need to fit into your schedule.
- Send him to me. I’ll sort him out.
- Stop spoiling her.
- You’re over-reacting. Just relax.
- He just needs more cuddles.
- She doesn’t look sick.
- Screaming is good for their lungs.
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